jumping jacks!

done with the double jacking. theory and practice really are so so wide apart. ideal and practical. good and bad. handsome and ugly.
dorkster js!

i need to unwind..

lookie here..

Q. Why did God give men penises ?

A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.


Q. What's the difference between a paycheque and your dick ?

A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheque.


Q. How is a woman like a laxative ?

A. They both irritate the shit out of you.


Q. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig ?

A. A woman that won't do what she's told.


Q. What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?

A. Marriage.


Q. Why are hangovers better than women ?

A. Hangovers will go away.


Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for ?

A. Its Braille for "suck here".


Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds ?

A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.


Q. Why do men die before their wives ?

A. They want to.


Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women ?

A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.


Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.


Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it.


If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in. All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.