viernes, diciembre 17, 2004

woohhhhoooo!!!

alrightie!!! oh, missed this thing! but i'm back..
after memorizing all the spiels in the world, i think i'm getting the hang of it--my job and everything about it.
well, i realized that its actually just about knowing your tools and knowing what you should do..
there are times that i stilllll ffeeeelllll sssoooo bbboooorreeedd and tired whenever i go to work but, by and by..well, i think i can finally handle this one.
who knows? the best things are yet to come..this could be my luck...
hhmmm, ronan's here..he really smells good!
((sigh)) if only we had different sexual preferences..but the thing is, we both like the male sex.
well, im going home this night!finally finally
but i definitely am coming back
i'm not giving up on this job. at least, not for now..
i just need some strength; something only my family can give!!
send you kisses from CDO, my CDO!

sábado, diciembre 11, 2004

almost A-BAY

omigod!
a-bay this monday!
and they think i can handle those calls? haha..they thought it wrong!
pests!
i don't even know how to do that thing they call multi-tasking! fcuk
hah, whatever..
i'll get paid for doing such a horrible job!

miércoles, diciembre 08, 2004

AA Advantage

(((sigh)))
on a break right now..got my first two calls for AOA. i performed badly..i know i failed QA or even CSAT. darn,i hate it!
someone's singing at the back and he really thinks he has the voice to sing!
i don't know how this thing is gonna be come A-bay...they said i'll be able to adjust after two weeks but i think they're just pulling my leg.
this is the most difficult account in the company, and the pay does not even compensate all the hardwork and all the stress. i'd rather be assigned in the lowest ranking account and handle only one tool; and jeezz, with that, they even get a bigger pay! they earn more for doing so little a job!
fine, we were told during the job offer that we have options. i was told that i should be in the queen city of the south by november 2 and that i have already been assigned to this particular, skull-breaking, teeth-gritting, out of this world account and if i leave on a later date, i'd definitely be transferred to another account. innocence of mine, i agreed to stay with the account they assigned me to!
i should have known better.
right, right, i have no choice! oh, i do, actually. either i resign and be back to being a Certified Pest Again or bear with this one and earn for a living.
of course i'd go for the latter option. rats!
i can do this one. i know i can. difficulty is my bestfriend. challenge is my love interest. and i don't wanna marry FAILURE!

martes, diciembre 07, 2004

a big 'duh!!'

blame this not on my hormones, nor in my in-born-pickle-mindedness. women are not pickle minded..we are just so flexible! ((agree?? u should..or else..))
so, what do i have to say--err, write?
there are people who just don't get it! they make little things so big, a mountain out of a molehill fashion. they tend to think that only a few can make it and disregard sudden change as a proven fact. they disregard the little things and focus on the big ones when big ones are supposed to be composed of samll things. why do they have to do that? i just don't get it! i don't know why they do such thing and after which they complain about life being oh-so-complicated when in fact life is the simplest form of existence in this EARTH! duh!
why can't they see things thoroughly?? they ask a ot of questions and can only take a few answers. i'm finished answering questions while they are just starting to buggle their minds about things they think they should know when in fact they already do if only they keep their mouth shut and start THINKING, for christ' sake! i hate it.
they tend to make matters worst.
oh, well. i could be missing their point too. i know that. i do.
things are all in pure black and white, it's how we see them that give them their colors.
but life, life, is just so simple! nothing beats its simplicity. it is simple. it's how you live it that makes it complicated. it's how you see it that makes it complicated. the problem starts here..or, the realization begins.
(((((((((god, some people are just so OOOOOAAAAAA))))))))


turnaround

For the girls: Here are some tips on how to turn romantic guys down..



HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life – in your wildest dreams.


jumping jacks!

done with the double jacking. theory and practice really are so so wide apart. ideal and practical. good and bad. handsome and ugly.
dorkster js!

i need to unwind..

lookie here..

Q. Why did God give men penises ?

A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.


Q. What's the difference between a paycheque and your dick ?

A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheque.


Q. How is a woman like a laxative ?

A. They both irritate the shit out of you.


Q. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig ?

A. A woman that won't do what she's told.


Q. What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?

A. Marriage.


Q. Why are hangovers better than women ?

A. Hangovers will go away.


Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for ?

A. Its Braille for "suck here".


Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds ?

A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.


Q. Why do men die before their wives ?

A. They want to.


Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women ?

A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.


Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.


Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it.


If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in. All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.



NW WorldPerks

so what's with the title? i dunno. it's what came to my mind when i decided to click the 'create a post link'
lookie, i'm staring at the handsomest man on earth (ost: dreams are my reality...the only kind of real fantasy...) he's typing, i'm typing, we're both typing!
what d hell am i doing?
behind me is a chorus of laughter and chit chats with pam leading the band..i haven't heard jen's coughs yet..((oh, jen, go to the doctor please!)) my day isn't complete unless i hear her cough haahah )))and yeah, i know i'm funny!!(((
hannah's celebrating her bday today..celebrate bdays in the office? weird.
i saw ronan earlier. he said "hi!" but as usual, i said hi first..dork, it would have been a different scenario if i was born carrying the male hormones. ((i would have looked better than brad pitt))
nesting tomorrow.god, is this the price of all my prayers? all i asked for was a job! my fault, yeah. i didn't say a-nice-job or a-cool-but-easy-job or a-high-paying-cool-nice-easy-job. do you really think that i'm the master of everything, lord? if you do, then who do you think you are? you love me, don't you? oh, i love the way you love me ((oh oh oh the way you love me..))
i'm starting to hate this job..but i love you, lord.
the dashing debonaire is calling our attention nah..
DOUBLE JACKING time!

oh, yeah, i forgot!

((santita))

rightie, shania! i did forget something!
but that isn't something bitchy, i guess.
i was just protecting myself!
he is a human equivalent of an extinct specie bound to leave the world forever!
he might be carrying with him some virus or something he got
from a place afar from planet earth; a place he rightly belongs!!!!!

((((i'm bad!!!)))

i know, i am.

lunes, diciembre 06, 2004

PSU_TRAVEL batch31

i belong here!
and these are the other peeps who belong:

1.let's start with Nikki. why nikki? because we were classmates in college and for a whole one semester we didn't even ask each other's name. our formal introduction started with "hey, you look familiar..." and "okay, we'll share boarding house..." suddenly suddenly so drama effect! but the girl is nice and getting by with her is so smooth i wouldn't want to change boardmates anymore.
2. PAM. pamela joy aka pearly. hahahah phony phone name..duh! we shared a room for one week in golden peak. (..one week in golden peak..) i never thought (sorry 'bout this pami) that this girl would top our first exam in training and the rest to come..she has a long way to go! (jeezz, wish i could go with her!)
3. Jen B. hehe the girl with the glasses and a vaporin for a necklace! bwahaha (kiddin..) i like this girl! simple but TARAY! oh, yes she is...she's a CPA you know..(wadahell is she doing here in PS???!!!) yeah, i asked that question 100 times already and i'm not getting any plausible answer except that she just wants to try something new..mapera kasi eh..libre, jen!
4. FRANZ. i dunno. i like this guy..harmless to the maxxXX..and a hair to live by!
5. KIM. sayang, she's not here anymore. i really thought she's a bitch..i should have known her better. i freaked out when i learn she's gonna be my room mate in golden peak and gave a sigh of relief when she traded places with pam..but i really think she's nice. hmm, covered books and judges..
6. LIYA. big boobs! that's all. (heheheh, she's nice. bitchy nice)
7. Jen A. another sayang..i like her english pa naman sana..sayang really..she failed our first exam, eh..
8. Jaegger. first impression? typical la sallista! duh! glad he turned out to be a little bit mahangin a little bit nice a little bit asar..a little bit..
9. Ethel. we sing a lot. but i don't wanna sing with her anymore..duh, the last time we did a duet i recvd the first ever call in nesting..! no more songs to sing, k?? (i hate that experience!)
10. OHJ. gosh, ice skater! <> i love ice skaters.."please don't let this feeling end..it's everything i am..((teardrops)) everything i want to be..i can see what's mine now ((sniff)) finding out what's true..((waaahhh)) since i found you..looking through the ice --este, eyes--of love.."
11. sherilyn. my partner in ronan's class. she has a nice voice (irrate to the max!) and she could actually qualify as a disc jockey. figure: slim as a toothpick.
12. ann. she's one of the prettiest in class (i'm the prettiest bwahahahah)cool momma, dude
13. johanna. another cool momma..nice hair, grabeh!!!!!!!!
14. bern. school of beauty. i wonder what she's doing in a company who thinks that PCs and headsets are the most important inventions in the world!? duh..
15. hannah. well, she's cute--and she can afford to doze off while on training.
16. kathryn. i always forget her name so i always resort to calling her the singer. she got that monicker during NHO when her phone rang during class hours and the penalty of which is $10000000 but our kind trainer IRIS waived the penalty and subjected her to a singing galore.
17. IRISH. she's very filipina. she's maganda, swear!
18. Swetie. uhmm..don't know her that much actually..petite and cute..i know a guy in CDO whom i know would pay me a thousand bucks just for me to introduce him to a petite and cute girl..swetie, i'm gonna make bucks out of you!! referral slip please heheh
19. enna. i like her name and the way it is pronounced. i have to know some more about this girl..
20. Yanni. yanni..hmm, what do i have to say about yanni? soft-spoken, nice, and sweet. (i'm so fond about the word sweet..)
21. CHRISTINA..i mean, CHRISTIAN! I MISS YOU, VIP, err, Christian! he really is the life of the party. why did you have to leave???
22. Richard. pornstar. everything about him is colored green.
23. TJ. no comment. (hehe)

You must be married to a Filipina if...

You must be married to a Filipina if...
(Written by an American guy who loves his Filipina wife despite "irregularities")

1. Your refrigerator is always full but you cannot find any food that you recognize.
2. Most of the decorations in your house are made of wicker.
3. You are expected to be able to read her mind just by watching her eyesbrows move up and down and which way her lips are pointed.
4. The instant you are married you have 3000 new close relatives that you can't tell apart.
5. All the desserts are sticky and all the snacks are salty.
6. Even the ketchup [catsup (Jufran) ] tastes weird.
7. You throw a party and everyone is fighting to chop the leathery skin off a dead pig.
8. Your in-laws take 10 years to acknowledge your existence and to call you by something other than "that white guy."
9. Your first X-mas present is some funny-looking, baggy see-through shirt made out of leftover lace doilies.
10. Your phone bills are all international and average 3 hours per call.
11. The rice cooker is on 24/7 and uses up 50% of your electric and food budget.
12. On your first trip to the Philippines, you have 18 giant boxes that weigh 1000 pounds each and your "carry-on" luggage requires a small forklift truck.
13. All your postage bills instantly double.
14. Her favorite sauce is called patis. Americans call it turpentine.
15. You were married five years before she explained to you that "Aray" doesn't mean "Ooh, baby!"
16. Her homeland has more megamalls than islands.
17. Your kitchen table has a merry-go-round in the middle.
18. Her friends are named Chinky, Baby, Boy, and Bimbo and you're not allowed to smirk.
19. All your place settings are backwards and there are no spoons.
20. She's done her best job planning a surprise party for you if she manages not to tell you about it until a week or two before.
21. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: You are pretty proud of yourself because you think you snagged up for yourself some unique, rare, tropical goddess until you go to the Philippines and can't tell her apart from anyone else in the whole country (unless she's taller than 5'1". Then it's a bit easier).

Thought of the day: If Indians come from India, do Lesbians come from Lesbia?

santita

heck!
this day is "i'm a bitch day!"

bicthy # 1:
we were told to speak english while in the ops floor because visitors from one of our accounts are within the viccinity; my friend and i were conversing via the english medium while behind us were two girls speaking in the local dialect. i told them to hush and requested them to speak english..dork! i felt like i was a total moron for following instructions heartily and for talking like that to fellow ereps (whom i don't even know and vice versa)
bitchy # 2:
i talked about the guy who failed our AOA exam in a literal 'behind-his-back' manner. this is the second time we crossed paths in a not-so-good way!

gosh, i don't like my attitude today!

sábado, diciembre 04, 2004

la lang, i just really like this song

If I keep on talking now
I'll only start repeating myself
And all I can say is
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you

If I slip and tip my hand
I'm certain to scare you away
Then what would I say
I'd be hurting I'm certain
I'd be uncool to let you know that you're the one
The fool who jumped the gun

'Cause I've been advised by other gals
You've left behind
Your goodbyes are somewhat unrefined
But if I play my role just right
Tonight could be my lucky night
And you could be mine

If I present it to you
With a flower in the moonlight
Shiny and new
Well, you couldn't say no tonight
If I keep my heart out of sight

If I play my role just right
Then Tonight could be my lucky night
And you could be mine

If I present it to you
With a flower in the moonlight
Oh, shiny and new
Well, you couldn't say no tonight
If I keep my heart out of sight



ouch

they've been together for four years now..the guy i thought i'd risk being with til morning comes no more is happy with someone else. four years..four years and still counting..
i read the letters she wrote to him; cried silently with him when they broke up and managed a smile when they found themselves back with each other's arms again. i've read her letters to him; they were letters of happiness and pride of having him..of his heart loving no one but her..
i wonder, did he ever asked our friends about me when i suddenly left our hometown and tried my luck in this strange land? he didn't even give me a call..
was it really friendship between us? was it more than that? was there really anything between us?
people just don't know that they're already crying even if tears are already running down their face and screaming of the pain that they always try to hide..

viernes, diciembre 03, 2004

night along

i miss the feeling of being in love..la lang, suddenly it popped into my mind, eh..i really miss it...
i miss romance..i miss everything about it..
it's been..uhm, lemme count the years..3?..no, 4 actually..yeah, four long years..four long years since he left me..or, was i the one who left him? nah, we both left each other..a two-month love affair that left me devastated for two years..and another two years to recover..
up until today i can still catch myself asking what went wrong..
what really went wrong? i still dont know..he promised to tell me but to promise was all he could do..
it's all gone...
the memories still haunt me..and though there are no more sleepless nights, days weren't any better anyhow..
now, i think i can risk again..one more try..and maybe now, i can bear another cry.
it's always how that thing goes, anyway..always.